Who: Kyle Katarn, Teen Anakin, Open ( Read more... )

Who: Adam and Dr. McNinja (But also open ( Read more... )

FILTERED FROM DOUCHEBAG VAMPIRES ( Read more... )

WHO: Kirk, Mcninja (open!)
WHERE: Infirmary
WHEN: After this."Okay, it looks like you're gonna be fine. Nothing's broken," Doctor Mcninja said as he enthusiastically fussed over a rather roughed-up Starfleet Captain. "Anything else I can do for you? Stitch up your uniform? Free tongue depressors? Ninja massage? Lollipop ( Read more... )

Hello there Area 42, and I must say it is good to be back from a long vacation in.....wherever it is I've been for the last couple of months. Not sure where exactly, but judging from the drink that I have in my hand it was somewhere exotic, warm, and attractive. Oh were I but a grass skirt in that magical land. Anyways I was wondering if my clinic ( Read more... )

Heeeeey everyone! I'm new here and I haven't really gotten a chance to meet many people yet, so I thought it would be cool if everyone could do the introduction thing, you know, share a bit about themselves and shit like that ( Read more... )

PRIVATE TO ADAM MONROE

Hey, so I heard something about your blood being great for healing people or something. What can I offer you for a pint or two? It would be really handy in case more people, y'know, die on me.

I am pleased to announce the formation of A.R.M.O.R. (Altered-Reality Monitoring and Operational Response) , the new security force for the inhabitants of Area 42. Although the team will work as closely with base security as circumstances permit, it will ultimately be independent of the military and dedicated to preserving the safety of all inmates ( Read more... )

I don't know if anyone's heard of it, or played an MMO before, but I burned a few copies of "Innocent Sin Online" that we could play together on the internet.

If anyone's interested, I mean.

WHO: Anakin, Padme, McNinja
WHERE: the clinic
WHAT: Padme has a condition called A Broken Heart

"I saw the holos," Anakin said severely, refusing to set Padme down to walk on her own to feet. "You have a heart condition. Undoubtedly it is causing your latest bout of melancholy and drinking."